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This is You Didn’t Hear It From Me! The only remaining pirate radio on the planet! Probably.

You know that one last run with big enough payday to set you up for life? Well it wasn’t quite that but me and mine had enough to buy us a little piece of low earth orbit. Long story short, one blackmarket soviet satellite and a talented decker later and you have You Didn’t Hear It From Me!.

Anyway chummers, I’m Rico, your Anonymous source for the evening or morning, Ohayooo Japan. We’ve got some hot drek going on in Seattle, I know, who would have thought, but it ain’t runners.

The Pineapple Club, yes seattle’s own home grown terrorist organization, has bombed the ever living shit out of another Humanus chapterhouse, Lonestar says they’re dealing with the situation, will not tolerate this kind of attack, special task force, yada yada yada.

But, and say it with me now. You didn’t hear it from me, but word is that Lonestar has had to bring in some ordnance disposal experts, now they’re saying they’re worried about secondary devices; what we’re hearing is that they’re carting out thousands of nuyen in munitions, now we ain’t talking small arms, no siree, we’re talking big fuck off guns, autocannon shells, grenades, now we don’t have a proper list, but this sounds like some bad shit, but we’re just here to give you the facts. What’s actually going down is up to you.

As always the pineapple club left their famous? infamous? Either way they left their calling card. Now photos of these have been blowing up, uh, no pun intended, on social media and BBSs, now on certain parts of the ‘trix, we’ve seen a couple fansites for these guys, or gals, or fuck it free spirits who the fuck knows, well I mean, they’re probably not humans. And they’re garnering some real support. The 6 month forecast says, “Expect demands, with a chance of copycats.” I mean, these guys are really getting their momentum going, this is, what? Their third bombing in as many months? Now we don’t necessarily agree with their methods, but their message, despite the radio silence, probably has a metahuman equality aspect to it. And I can tell you, a more tolerant world is a better world.

Anyway, that’s about all we have the bandwidth for, tomorrow night we’ll be running our gang of the week segment, this week it’s the underdog, The White Tigers, splinter triads or fresh meat?

Stay tuned Chummers, and don’t forget!

You Didn’t Hear It From Me!


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